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[The feed opens up, revealing Ichigo staring at the camera. His uniform is covered in a lot of bloodstains... but the only apparent injury from his are some slight cuts and wounds on his face and arms. The camera then moves a bit, courtesy of Ichigo's pet Wind Serpent. That showed what was behind him- the corpses of ten giant turkeys, with their heads sheared off and their blood coating the the land upon which they laid. That explained where the blood came from.

Ichigo then coughs and talks in the video.]


Oi. Anyone need meat or something? I got ten of these corpses with me, and I have nothing to use most of them for. Anyone's free to take it.

[A very loud roar/turkey cry suddenly shook the PCD, and then the Wind Serpent carried it off behind one of the carcasses.

Before the feed turned off, it showed Ichigo looking at five new turkeys out for blood.]

Oh great. More of you! Sheesh! You're like cockroaches!

[Feed terminated.]

[The feed opens, showing the back of a Shinigami uniform, and a huge blade wrapped in cloth. The person then moves away, and faces the PCD unknowingly. It was Ichigo. It was apparent that he hasn't slept in over a day, as seen by the eyebags around his eyes, and his deeper than usual scowl.

He appears to be staring at something in the fog, glaring at it; all the while he fingers the hilt of his cleaver zanpakuto.]

Where the hell are you, you damned Hollow...?

[He continues to look for something in the fog, and then he spots the PCD. He grumpily went over it and then he turned it off.]

[The feed opens, showing that the PCD is moving at a very fast pace, in insane intervals... from the sky. There was somethign catching i, and a few seconds later, it stops. It then shows a very hyped-up Ichigo.]

Heyguys!Didyouseethisgreencady?!Itgiveslotsandlotsofenergy!IfthisistheAnimus'fault...thanks.Thanksthanksthanks!

[He seemed very happy as he looked into the device, a wide, not-so-sane grin on his face as then looked away and turned the feed off.]

[The feed flickers open, showing an indignant Ichigo. Behind him were two beds, one showing a white haired man, and another showing a black haired man, both asleep. His arms were crossed, and his eyes were narrowed as a vein was pounding on his head. He then glared at the PCD and hissed agrily, but quietly at it.]

Okay... who the hell did this?! Why am I in a room with a person I know absolutely nothing about, and a well-known psycho?! I'm going to beat up whoever was responsible for this!!!

[The feed then ends.]

OOC: Ichigo's roommates are Madara Uchiha and Xerxes Break. They're the ones sleeping in the video.

[Ichigo was shown leaning on the wall, reading something. His eye was twitching incessantly as he continued to read it. A few beads of sweat fell from his face as he continued to read the manga.

There was nothing wrong with the manga... until one realized that the manga had a LOT of pictures of Ichigo. And sometimes other people, but mostly him.In his hands right now was the most recent version of the manga... and by this time, Ichigo looks to be in almost in an epileptic state.]

Shit... the Animus weren't fuckin' with me after all.... I AM fictional.

[Ichigo then looks up from the book and sees the PCD running. He scowls, and then speaks up a second later.]

...So. People from my world... You have got to see this. It chronicles a lot about our lives. Like the fact that the Shunsui guy's got an awesome technique... and that lazy ass Starrk was the Primera, and a damn powerful one.

Hey Unohana-san? Sorry to tell you this so late, but I've left the clinic. I'm now staying with Lulu-san and Daxter in the Ecobarrel. I hope you don't mind.

[The PCD opens up, showing Ichigo in his Shinigami uniform. He was leaning on a tree, and his arms were pillowing his head. He was seen to be relaxing for once, his eyes closed as he enjoyed the breeze, as can be seen from the smile tugging at his face.]

Ah... now tha- what the?!

[An egg from above fell to his lap... and then hatched into a baby Wind Serpent. This thing looked like a snake with wings. It looked at him with a most cute and precious expression and hissed... and then nuzzled him. Ichigo, predictably, had only one reaction to that. Stunned silence.]

....

[The PCD fizzles open. Ichigo is seen chasing a Sleipnir. He apparently had quite a bit of bruises on his head, and a vein was pounding on it. The Sleipnir could be seen as snickering as it was chased. Apparently, this was a rare, mischievous one... not that Ichigo was happy to see it.

The chase goes over the PCD, the forests, and other things until he is finally able to catch and kick it. By that time, he was huffing and panting as he cursed the thing and kicked it.]

That's what you get for messing with me!

[The Sleipnir winced and looked apologetic, and used the puppy-dog eyed look to get out of a beating it was sure to receive. Typical of Ichigo, he fell for it, and released it. The Sleipnir ran off.]

...What the pink cute fluffy bunnies is going on? Wait a minute, why the pretty grass did I say that?!

[Is silent for a second, in seeming disbelief, and then speaks again.]

Is this some kind of event or something? Why else would my cussing end up so... nice and pretty? It isn't right... in so many ways!

(I love you) Animus!

[Is horrified by what he said.]

...This event is twisting me!

[The PCD opens to show Ichigo, in nothing but a pair of jeans he had found. He had opted to wear this instead of the Shinigami uniform because it was really hot today. That could obviously be seen by the way he sweated, even while just lounging around under a tree near Unohana's clinic.]

Man... it's hot!

[He attempts to fan himself, but with no avail. Seeing as that attempt was a bust, he sighed and turned to the PCD screen.]

Hey, do any of you guys out there have any ideas on how to cool down in this heat? I'd appreciate it.

[Ichigo is shown to be leaning on a wall, with his arms crossed. His face was in deep concentration as he tried to remember something]

I knew I forgot something... but what?

[He is silent for the next few minutes as he tried to think of just what he forgot. And then, while scanning his memories he finally found it. Along with finding it, he smacked himself in the face for forgetting something so important.]

Damn! I forgot my own birthday last July 15!

[He sighs and shakes his head.]

Might as well celebrate by myself by going to the Wastelands and getting into a few fights. It might clear my head more. Hopefully I'll avoid any mistletoe along the way.

[He then noticed the PCD. He cursed and then quickly went over to it and turned to off]

[The feed opens to show Ichigo sitting beside a fountain. His face was cast into a dark frown, and there was a vein that looked to be bulging on his head. His arms were crossed across his chest, and the PCD was on his lap, providing a good shot of his posture. For some bizarre reason, there was a mistletoe floating above his head.]

Ugh... this sucks. Can anyone help me out here? I'm stuck. Stupid mistletoe....

(OOC: Link to mistletoe post: It's the one with Ichigo in it)

[Ichigo is shown to be outside Unohana's clinic, near a garden. He is meditating, with the huge blade Zangetsu in his lap. A peaceful look has settled over his features as he contacted his inner world, and in turn Zangetsu.]

...?!

[A frown suddenly creased his face as something unpleasant must have been going on inside his mind. A few minutes later his right brow started ticking. A mask slowly starts to consume his face, even as the tick became stronger.]

...gr....

[His entire body became tense, and he started to shake slightly, as if in anger. A few seconds later his eyes open, glowing an eerie yellow. By this time the mask consumed the entire top part of his face.]

Damn it.

[He takes off the mask, which promptly dissolves, but his eyes remain yellow with black sclera.]

Damned bastard....

[The PCD opens]

[Ichigo is shown running around Kenpachi's training grounds, avoiding the assorted weaponry out for his blood]

Shit!!!

[Ducks from a slash from a naginata, and in turn slices it with Zangetsu, who appeared to be unaffected because it was sentient]

What the hell is goin' on here?!

[Jumps up to avoid shuriken, and immediately parries a blow from an airborne Chinese Dao]

When I said I wanted training... I didn't mean this!

[Which Ichigo lands and parries another strike from some nunchaku, the PCD begins to laugh hysterically]

[Ichigo was currently practicing sword forms with Zangetsu, having nothing else of interest to do. He does a slash, thrust, roll, parry, hand-guard slam....]

Hi-ya! Yah!!!!

[Cue cheesy Ricky Astley music from his PCD, which caused Ichigo to become shocked from one of his jumps]

The freakin' hell?!

[Falls on his face]

[mumbled] Ow....

[Stands up, rubs his face, and goes to the PCD and tries to shut it off. He is unsuccessful, making him even more pissed off.]

Stupid PCD! Why the hell won't you... just shut up!

[Ichigo is outside. His arms were crossed on his newly restored uniform, and his blade was now back in its usual huge Shikai. The blade was resting on his back as he stood on to the wayside, staring off into the distance with a solemn face]

So this is the world they put me into.... I'm just glad that there are some people here that I actually know.

[He then sighs]

At least I won't have to worry about the rest of them back in Hueco Mundo.

[His face then lightens up into a smirk]

Now... I can enjoy life, and start training to become even stronger! I won't let that happen again.

[The feed starts, showing Ichigo groaning in pain as he landed on the floor. He was lying in a crater, still smoking as the remains of his Shinigami uniform were shown to be further damaged. However, his zanpakuto, Tensa Zangetsu lies undamaged beside him. He slowly and shakily moved into a sitting position, gritting in pain as the new, very heavy bruises he had gained from his very high fall ached with a vengeance.]

Where am I? I was just watching Ulquiorra vanish into particles, and then for that big Espada turn into that behemoth…!

[His face pales and contorts into shock as he remembered something.]

Shit! I left Inoue in Huenco Mundo with Yammy! I was supposed to rescue her! Damn it…! And… Karakura town too…. Damn it!

[He pounds his fist into the crater as his face contorts into anger]

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Who did this…?!

[Ichigo’s eyes narrowed as he growled]

Whoever it was… I’m going to beat him up into sending me back!